S’More Is Less, Tech Execs Say

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Fast Company’s revelation on Monday that Mark Zuckerberg is able to toast a perfect marshmallow while making s‘mores prompted some reaction from fellow tech rivals, as imagined by Tom Dotan.

Jack Dorsey: The important thing to recognize here is that s'mores are fundamentally a piece of content. I like to consider myself less a s'mores creator than a s'mores editor.

Marissa Mayer: Many of our campfire products remain in the pipeline, but despite the departure of our entire s'more product team, including key executives, I believe Yahoo's s'more strategy is the strongest it's ever been thanks to tremendous growth across ChocMarGram.

Elizabeth Holmes: We are disappointed with the Wall Street Journal's inaccurate portrayal of our NanoMallow™ technology. What we have provided consumers with is actionable campfire information that seeks full cooperation with the FDA. It's three easy steps: roast, assemble, consume. It's that simple. 1,2,3.

Larry Page: (doesn't give a f---- about s'mores)

Evan Spiegel: Marshmallows—Non Solo Toasti

Tom Dotan joined the Information in 2014 covering the media, advertising and streaming video businesses. He is based in San Francisco and can be found on Twitter at @cityofthetown.