S’More Is Less, Tech Execs Say

Fast Company’s revelation on Monday that Mark Zuckerberg is able to toast a perfect marshmallow while making s‘mores prompted some reaction from fellow tech rivals, as imagined by Tom Dotan.

Jack Dorsey: The important thing to recognize here is that s'mores are fundamentally a piece of content. I like to consider myself less a s'mores creator than a s'mores editor.

Marissa Mayer: Many of our campfire products remain in the pipeline, but despite the departure of our entire s'more product team, including key executives, I believe Yahoo's s'more strategy is the strongest it's ever been thanks to tremendous growth across ChocMarGram.

Elizabeth Holmes: We are disappointed with the Wall Street Journal's inaccurate portrayal of our NanoMallow™ technology. What we have provided consumers with is actionable campfire information that seeks full cooperation with the FDA. It's three easy steps: roast, assemble, consume. It's that simple. 1,2,3.

Larry Page: (doesn't give a f---- about s'mores)

Evan Spiegel: Marshmallows—Non Solo Toasti